I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. (Thomas Alva Edison)

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. (Martin Luther King Jr.)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

His ignorance is encyclopedic (Abba Eban)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)